This would totally be my sister and my girlfriend, lol. :p

tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:

i get whored up just to visit friends

tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:

i get whored up just to visit friends

OH PUNKYPOODLE~

OH PUNKYPOODLE~

Smashing!

tempestinateacup-getunique:

bloggingwithoutsleep:

  • Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
  • Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
  • Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it…
Snape Says BITCH PLEASE!

Snape Says BITCH PLEASE!

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