Hey I'm Alyssa, howdy howdy howdy. But in all seriousness, that's mah name. I'm one of the California natives that thinks it's very unfortunate to live in this state that's billions of dollars in debt. Someday, you can find me in Vancouver, Canada. Until then, I'll be the same 20 year old lesbian zoo volunteer, wanna-be keeper that I ever was. I like my women, in particular my Girlfriend, Clyde and my two Best Friends, Jessica and Sam. I like my hair short, styled, and dyed bright red <3 I love the old stuff; telephones, typewriters, episodes of Scooby-Doo, Pokemon, you name it. I'm a video-game nerd and still have my original Gameboy Color and Gamecube. I'm a kid who still loves reading books, but I like the movies too. I'm almost always wearing Chuck Taylors and I have an androgynous style. I'm loving life and wouldn't have it any other way. Au Revoir~